Tuesday, November 02, 2004
campaign for sale!
From: press@artsmallforsenate.com
Some politicians sell their votes.
Some sell their souls.
Art Small is selling...
Everything you need to run a grass-roots campaign for U.S. Senate!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5531497312
Item # 5531497312
Art Small is in the home stretch of a fearless campaign for U.S. Senate
in Iowa.
His campaign has been from the beginning based on issues and regular
people, not
big money contributions. All his donations come from individuals, not
Political
Action Committees. He's run his whole campaign for about $100,000. See
: www
DOT artsmallforsenate DOT com
Art's opponent, Republican incumbent Charles Grassley, has been backed
by many
business-based PACs. He's received over $6,000,000 -- almost two thirds
of this
from out-of-state. (See: www DOT opensecrets DOT org.) Grassley's been
in
political office continually for 46 years.
Everybody said: Art's a good guy! He's decent. He's honest. He's
thoughtful.
He's articulate. He's experienced (sixteen years in the Iowa House and
Iowa
Senate). He would make an excellent Senator. But, no one's given him
$6,000,000
in big money donations. Can we really take Art Small seriously?
Art's betting that issues and regular people can do it.
He's put together a lean and mean campaign -- and now he's offering it
to you!
Art has committed that he will serve at most one term. He will not run
again
for U.S. Senate -- but you can buy his campaign and be ready to run
your own!
Buy this item and you will be ready to run for the U.S. Senate! Includes
everything you need!
Campaign RV: Art Small bought this RV on eBay in August, for $9,000.
Volunteers
equipped it as a mobile office and decked it out as the THINK BIG --
VOTE SMALL
Van. Art drove all over Iowa in it. He visited every corner of the
Hawkeye
State. He rolled through the prairie chatting with visitors and
advisors like
the Nobel Prize-winning economist George Akerlof. Art Slept Here. The
THINK BIG
-- VOTE SMALL van is an authentic piece of American Political
Memorabilia.
Issues: Position papers ready to go for a hard-hitting, issues-based
campaign.
Thoughtful statements on Jobs, the Economy, Education, Iraq,
Healthcare, and
more! [Fluffy vague bromides not included; check with Grassley for
Senate
campaign.]
Equipment: Your campaign headquarters will be ready to unpack and get
perking!
Coffee maker
Color TV
VCR
Small refrigerator
Combined phone + fax machine
Several cordless phones
Field campaign kit: Don't spend weeks figuring it all out? You'll be
ready to
spread your message!
Bulk mailing supplies
Pre-coded maps of Iowa
Materials for hosting house parties
Phone books
Materials: Good to go!
Sunscreen, 1 tube
Bug repellent
Candy and gum
Stickers
Yard signs
Party supplies: colorful balloons, silly string, napkins, plates, etc.
Tailgate party supplies, including food, charcoal, napkins
Pre-printed stamps -- great fun for parties
Pens, poster markers, post-its, etc.
Complete set of FEC campaign regulations
Several photos of John Kerry and John Edwards
Many photos of Art Small
Thank You notes (from Art Small for Senate), with matching envelopes
(blank)
All materials will be loaded into the THINK BIG -- VOTE SMALL camper,
ready to
drive away. When you unload, you will be set to run for U.S. Senate!
[Disclaimer: Item does not include some campaign materials, including:
files,
computers, furniture not listed; cash; other campaign financial assets
and
liabilities; non-transferrable contracts and permits, e.g. bulk mail
permits
with US Postal Service, etc.]
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